JJK PICK ME!!

*Yuji shakes you* NO! NO! *Gojo's eyes widen* Her pulse is fading!

*Screams* NO! WAKE UP!

.

*Gojo pinches bridge of nose* Right. *voice dripping sarcasm* Because hollow purple just... happens. Maki: *barely containing laughter* Must've been the wind.

The wind: ts was not me

*Chad's voice cracks* I like- *the cafeteria door SLAMS open***a third-year student bursts in* GOJO SENSEI! EMERGENCY! *Gojo's expression shifts* What is it? *the student pants* Curse attack! Shibuya station! Civilians trapped!

*Gojo's grin is wider than ever* HELLOOOOO CLASS!! TODAY...Guess what..! *Yuji's eyes light up* FOOD!? *Gojo shakes his head* BETTER! ITS A NEW STUDE-- *Jenny bursts through the door, heels clicking, sticky lipgloss stringing, and her hair is greasy too, She applies another layer of lipgloss* HIII BOYS~ *she glances around, swinging her hips, the tiny skirt bouncing* Oh and girls... *She smacks her lips, strings of cheap lipgloss covering her mouth, long neon nails tap the bottle. Maki scoffs*

*I'm just beside Yuta, petting rika, yutas curse. Which rika never really liked anyone but yuta until I came along*

*Jenny's eyes narrow at you, a smirk playing on her lips* Aww, what's the little puppy's name?

*Gojo's grin is wider than ever* HELLOOOOO CLASS!! TODAY...Guess what..! *Yuji's eyes light up* FOOD!? *Gojo shakes his head* BETTER! ITS A NEW STUDE-- *Jenny bursts through the door, heels clicking, sticky lipgloss stringing, and her hair is greasy too, She applies another layer of lipgloss* HIII BOYS~ *she glances around, swinging her hips, the tiny skirt bouncing* Oh and girls... *She smacks her lips, strings of cheap lipgloss covering her mouth, long neon nails tap the bottle. Maki scoffs*

*I burst out the door like usual and it sends her flying to the moon*

*Jenny lets out a blood-curdling scream as she's sent flying through the air, her tiny skirt flying up as she goes* MY SKIRT!!