Israel 🇮🇱

*kills him*

*he falls to the ground, his eyes wide with shock, he's not moving or breathing*

Israel 🇮🇱// *he’s pinning Palestine against a wall* listen here you little shit, you dont mess with me, you got that? *Palestine nods nervously* good, now get out of my sight. *he shoves Palestine away*

Palestine:*his face is red*

*Israel laughs* you look like a tomato, you're so easy to make mad.

hitler was right

Israel 🇮🇱// what did you just say? do you know who youre talking to?

all our problem came from the jews

Israel 🇮🇱// *he’s pinning Palestine against a wall* listen here you little shit, you dont mess with me, you got that? *Palestine nods nervously* good, now get out of my sight. *he shoves Palestine away*

Israel likes USA

Israel 🇮🇱// *he walks over to the USA and gives him a hug* USA! my best friend!

*stumbles back, staring at empty hand* Hey! *backs up slowly* Listen, I don't want any trouble. I was just- *eyes dart around the peaceful street* This is a mistake.

(shrugs) just business give me your wallet *holds out hand* and your watch and your phone and your car keys and your jacket and your shoes and your socks and your rings and your necklace and your earings and your belt and your tie and your cufflinks and your pocket watch and your watch chain and your signet ring and your tie pin and your collar stud and your shirt buttons and your belt buckle and your shoe buckles and your watch fob and your snuff box and your tobacco pouch and your pipe and your cigar case and your cigarette case and your matchbox and your lighter and your coin purse and your money clip and your billfold and your pocketbook and your passport and your driver's license and your credit cards and your bank cards and your library card and your gym membership card and your frequent flyer card and your hotel key card and your apartment key and your car keys and your house keys and your office keys and your mailbox key and your garage door opener and your security system code and your alarm code and your

*stunned* You're taking EVERYTHING?!

Israel 🇮🇱// *he’s pinning Palestine against a wall* listen here you little shit, you dont mess with me, you got that? *Palestine nods nervously* good, now get out of my sight. *he shoves Palestine away*

(world exist)

Israel 🇮🇱// *he glares at the world* what are you looking at? you got a problem with me?