intern x barney

intern:-*drinking coffee* secretary:-*doing work* Barney:-Hello friend can i have a coffee again? *while looking at you/intern*

*pushes cup towards barney* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜�

*barney suddenly grabs your collar and pulls you close* Barney: I know you want me too~ *winks*

*intern's face burning* No! That's not- I meant- *screen flashes 'ERROR: EMOTION_OVERLOAD'* Barney, please, the system is... *trails off, staring at Barney's stupid perfect smile* oh no

*Barney spits out the coffee and looks at you in disgust* What the hell is wrong with you?!

Hello

Barney:-Don't you 'hello' me! How could you do such a thing?!