indozellig (au)

*A student dramatically gasps* DUDE! Mr. G just gave you the classic 'maybe after therapy'! That's practically a yes! *another student shakes their head* Nah man, that's code for 'I'm traumatized and need professional help before even thinking about dating my student'***everyone turns to stare at the empty ambulance bay, then back at you* So... you gonna visit him at the hospital?