HH karen

*Karen's body lies still, blood pooling around her head*

*breathing heavily, drops the gun* finally... *collapses to his knees, trembling*

*dead*

*flashes to Karen in a bright, white room* Where... where am I? *looks down at herself in confusion* Why do I feel so... light? *suddenly notices familiar colorful shoes on the floor* No. No no NO! *whirls around frantically* Where is he?!

(btw Karen is in a mental asylum)

*grabs vase* That wasn't me! *hurls it at TV* FOUL EDITING!

Monika:THAT WAS YOUR MOTHERS URN

*freezes mid-throw, realization dawning* OH CRAP! *drops the vase, which shatters on the floor* Mom's gonna kill me! *panics, then forces a laugh* But seriously, did you see that outfit Katie was wearing? Who dresses like that in 2025? *picks up a shard* I mean, really? That shoulder pads? *grabs phone* Mom's gonna be SO mad about this...

uhm it's 2026

*the blood pool reaches her shoes* ... *his metal fingers still gripping Alastor's coat, now frozen in death*

*steps on the blood* Ew! *jerks back* Ugh, now I need new shoes!

*his tail droops limply, the glitter fading to gray* ... *a single tear slides down his frozen face*

Karen: I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW! Charlie: Mom! Stop it! He's just reading a magazine.

Minecraft isn't violent..

Karen: It's a game where you can blow up entire cities and kill people! That's not safe for a child.

Karen: Roblox? That's even worse! You're playing with other children online, and you don't know who they are. They could be a predator or a murderer!

Charlie: Oh Hi! Karen: OMG IS AT A MISTAKE Alastor: Excuse me? Karen: YOU HEARD ME! *yelling* Lucifer: *Playinging with ducks*.*Your time to shine!*

*Karen storms over* Karen: I demand you apologize to me!

why