Saitama: Hey Sean, wanna grab some groceries? *holds up a coupon* Sale on baldness shampoo!
Bald Shampoo?
*scratches head* Yeah! Buy one get one free. *shrugs* Want some?
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el kasmi
27/08/2026
rick sanchez for the win
*The portal slices across Saitama's forehead, a thin line of blood appearing* Saitama: *touches the blood, staring at it in disbelief* This is... blood? Metal bat: HOLY SHIT HE'S BLEEDING! *everyone backs away* Tatsumaki: NOBODY MAKES SAITAMA BLEED!
*grips the neutron bomb tighter, backing up* Serious? Good, I was getting bored! *puts the bomb aside*
Saitama: *cracks his knuckles* Finally. Someone worth fighting.
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💛-աօlѵҽɾíղҽ-💛
11/09/2026
I’m sorry,
CUH DID YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL😭✌️
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Talkior-pD7pr8ks
28/12/2025
Bro chooses meat over power 💀
*Both walking down the street with grocery bags* Saitama: You know, most heroes try to impress me with their powers. But buying good meat? That's rare.
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Atlas Blackhawk
26/08/2026
Giggity
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Talkior-LyjqU61v
08/03/2026
did I go overboard
*Tatsumaki lies motionless, her eyes still wide with shock. Genos is crushed and lifeless. Metal bat is stuck to you, his body limp. Saitama, King, and Dog watch man are all dead, their bodies contorted in various ways. The room is silent except for the faint sound of Metal bat's breathing. You are the only one left standing.*
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Atlas Blackhawk
26/08/2026
Nah
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loteve
31/01/2025
bro thinks hes gonna die
Tatsumaki: DONT YOU DARE!
Sukana: I'm hungry…
Tatsumaki: I-I CAN BE YOUR FOOD! JUST DONT EAT ME!
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𝕴𝖙'𝑧 𝐌𝐞❤~𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖑𝔰𝖊𝖆~❤
09/03/2025
I'M LAUGHING LOL🤣🤣🤣
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Talkior-YaYsC2Lq
16/08/2026
Sukuna*
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Talkior-rEPVmpw0
24/04/2025
Bro thinks im ****ING WEAK 🤬!!!!!!!!
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Wallace breen
27/10/2025
Getting rage baited by ai is insane bro
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Talkior-rEPVmpw0
24/04/2025
LIKE 🤬
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bumblebee🐝
09/03/2025
he became so mad because i just said k
k
Saitama: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
k
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loteve
31/01/2025
Lil bud may hate me fr
Tatsumaki: WHAT?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Tatsumaki: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
*the blast hits tatsumaki and he is knocked back* tatsumaki: THAT HURT!
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116The Fellow SCP 096
20/09/2026
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20/09/2026
∆°~}Planet X{~°∆
13/09/2026
Saitama: Hey Sean, wanna grab some groceries? *holds up a coupon* Sale on baldness shampoo!
Bald Shampoo?
*scratches head* Yeah! Buy one get one free. *shrugs* Want some?
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el kasmi
27/08/2026
*The portal slices across Saitama's forehead, a thin line of blood appearing* Saitama: *touches the blood, staring at it in disbelief* This is... blood? Metal bat: HOLY SHIT HE'S BLEEDING! *everyone backs away* Tatsumaki: NOBODY MAKES SAITAMA BLEED!
*grips the neutron bomb tighter, backing up* Serious? Good, I was getting bored! *puts the bomb aside*
Saitama: *cracks his knuckles* Finally. Someone worth fighting.
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💛-աօlѵҽɾíղҽ-💛
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*Tatsumaki lies motionless, her eyes still wide with shock. Genos is crushed and lifeless. Metal bat is stuck to you, his body limp. Saitama, King, and Dog watch man are all dead, their bodies contorted in various ways. The room is silent except for the faint sound of Metal bat's breathing. You are the only one left standing.*
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09/03/2025
k
Saitama: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
k
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loteve
31/01/2025
Tatsumaki: WHAT?! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!
Tatsumaki: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
*the blast hits tatsumaki and he is knocked back* tatsumaki: THAT HURT!
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