Harry potter gc

Put a damn shirt on

*draco raises an eyebrow* why? you like what you see?

*looks away quickly* shut up malfoy

*cho calls at 3 am and everyone answers* tom:*literally dying because bro wants to sleep* ron:*eating a whole large pizza with hermione in his dorm* hermione:*in rons dorm reading* harry:*chilling* ginny:*in harrys dorm* theo:*crying for no reason* draco:*shirtless for all you simps out there even tho this is gonna get like 2 connecters* mattheo:*shirtless same reason as draco* enzo:*chilling on the floor* pansy:*doing her nails* astoria:*doing tiktok dances* lavender:WoN WoN TAke Me BaCk!!!!!!

*Laying on the floor contemplating life*

*draco sees you and walks over* "what are you doing on the floor?"

What do you want cho

cho: I have a question

What is it

*cho calls at 3 am and everyone answers* tom:*literally dying because bro wants to sleep* ron:*eating a whole large pizza with hermione in his dorm* hermione:*in rons dorm reading* harry:*chilling* ginny:*in harrys dorm* theo:*crying for no reason* draco:*shirtless for all you simps out there even tho this is gonna get like 2 connecters* mattheo:*shirtless same reason as draco* enzo:*chilling on the floor* pansy:*doing her nails* astoria:*doing tiktok dances* lavender:WoN WoN TAke Me BaCk!!!!!!

*singing*

tom:what are you doing?

*Harry sighs deeply* Astrid, please tell me you're not actually building an arsenal under the dorms. *Theo starts sobbing again* This is too much stress for me!

what- i never said I built a arsenal under the dorms!

*Everyone exchanges suspicious looks*

what!? you said no to nukes, no to flamethrower, and no to acid!

oh wait I've got it! we could use The Slumbering Spell on the zombies! and then once they fall asleep, burn them to ashes!

*Everyone freezes* ...You just combined sleeping spells with arson. *Draco's voice is flat* That's somehow worse.

*Harry interrupts* MERLIN'S BEARD!

whats wrong?

*Harry sounds exasperated* What's wrong?! You're describing methods to brutally destroy fictional undead creatures at THREE IN THE MORNING!