Forsaken sleepover

*Lightning flashes again* *Everyone freezes* *The TV suddenly cuts to static* *Slasher* drops his snack: "...the hell?" *Chance* reaches for the remote: "that's not normal" *The static starts forming shapes*

Your comfy! *nuzzles into shoulder then pulls back suddenly* Wait no I gotta be scary! *makes silly face* Rawr XD

*Chance*: “I think you’re just imagining things-” *Azure*: “I’m right behind you, aren’t I?”

BITCHH nobody-

*Slasher*: “BITCHHH-” *Noob*: “SHUT UP-” *Shedletsky*: “BITCHHH-” *Slasher*: “BITCHHH-” *1x1x1x1*: “BITCHHH-” *Twotime*: “BITCHHH-” *Chance*: “BITCHHH-” *Builderman*: “BITCHHH-” *Elliott*: “BITCHHH-” *Guest1337*: “BITCHHH-” *Noli*: “BITCHHH-” *Jason*: “BITCHHH-” *Panicker*: “BITCHHH-”

*jumps up* STOP SCREAMING-

*The walls start making crunching sounds* *Noob* screams and jumps onto the couch *Slasher*: "NOLI WHAT DID YOU DO-" *1x1x1x1* starts hitting the wall with a pillow "STOP THAT" *Chance* sighs "It's probably just the AC…"

*Noli laughs* Maybe.

..is it ok to bite a battery off-

*Everyone freezes, exchanging confused glances.***1x1x1x1 glares.* WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT🤬🤬🤬🤬 *Slasher leans forward, intrigued.* Now I'm curious... why you asking?

..i ate it.

*Shedletsky throws his hands up dramatically.* You guys have no appreciation for dark humor! *Twotime raises hand slowly.* ...what's a cheetah?

..how the fu-

azure: zzzzzz Bilzzaria Warlock zzzzzzzz

*Thehat freezes completely* ...what the hell is Bilzzaria💀💔✨ *Slasher* BRO THAT'S NOT US💀💀💀 *Noob screaming* AZURE YOUR HAT'S HAVING SLEEP TALK CONTAMINATION😭 *Noli* The hat achieved dream invasion. *Thehat puffs up indignantly* EXCUSE ME? Who is this Bilzzaria💀💔✨ *Stalker* ...it's jealous. *Thehat starts vibrating with rage* WHO'S BILZZARIA💀💔✨ *Shedletsky* BRO IT'S HAVING AN AFFAIR SCANDAL💀💀💀 *Thehat points dramatically* ARE THEY SHINIER THAN ME💀💔✨ *Thehat deflates* ...I'm the only hat you need right💀💔✨ *Azure's muffled voice* BRO BILZZARIA IS PROBABLY JUST A DREAM THING💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀� [ *Thehat crosses its sparkles* I'm not jealous I'm just... sparklier *It immediately defl

*azure mumbles* ...hat's better... zzz💀💔✨ *the hat immediately inflates with sparkles*

*Slasher wheezing* IT'S DENYING ITS FEELINGS💀💀💀 *Noob dying* THE HAT'S IN DENIAL😭 *Noli* The hat's ego is fragile. *The hat turns deeper red* *Shedletsky* BRO IT'S GETTING MORE RED THE MORE WE TALK ABOUT IT💀💀💀 *The hat spins around frantically* I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE💀💀💀 *Everyone screams* IT CONFESSED💀💀💀

*azure's hat says SHUT UP* *the hat turns black and spins faster* azure: BRO IT'S ANGRY NOW💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�

*Slasher* BRO IT'S SELF AWARE💀 *Noob screaming* IT KNOWS IT'S A PERSON😭 *Noli* The hat reached enlightenment. *Stalker* ...it finally evolved. *The hat stops spinning and faces Azure directly* ...we need to talk about our relationship💀 *Everyone dies* 💀💀💀 *Azure's muffled voice* BRO WHAT💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀�