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007n7: IT'S FINALLY CHRISTMAS jake: WAKE UP two time: OPEN THE GIFTS HURRY guest 1337: YESSSS eunoia: *eating cake* natrasha: can I have some? Emily: same 1x4: I GOT A PS 5!!! betrayed 1x4: I GOT A LAPTOP! Coolkid: I GOT A IPHONE 17!!!! Serena: I'm so powerful jade: no i am N00b: hi YAAI: you are a idiot veeronica: *playing with snow* Rupert: heh.. guess what I got blaster: bro what did you get 😭(happy new year) lquot: what the hell elliot: im on cooldown

€★†‡: *siting on a chair next to the tree sleeping*

007n7: guys... guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys.. guys..

*EUUIOA ENTERS* Ooh, free guts! *starts collecting organs in shopping cart* Can I get a discount if I use my member card?

*stares at Eunoia loading organs* …do I even want to know? *pauses* …and no. Member discounts don’t cover body parts.

EUNOIA: BUT THEY'RE FRESH!

YEAH! *do some Goddamn ultrakill type trick*

*Everyone watches in stunned silence* 1x4: DUDE!

Two Time: I got a watch 😎

dude you don't even have fingers, you can't use the watch-

Two Time: I can wear it on my toe.

Lily: the banana turned foot 🦶