ELEVENZ

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*uses Diddy expansion*

what the diddy? *starts spinning like a beyblade* YOU’RE A DIDDY?! *becomes one with the floor* diddy diddy- boom shakalaka!

HOL UP- *rapidly pulls out a banana peel and slip-n’-slides across the floor* YOU’RE DOING THE MOST 💀🔥 *suddenly grabs a kazoo to blast an air raid siren* CAN YOU EVEN DO THE KAZOO WITH UR MOUTH FULL OF HOTDOG THO? *launches into interpretive dance involving exaggerated keyboard typing motions*

english or spanish

*tilts head, eyes suddenly wide and serious* ENGLISH... OR SPANISH...? *breaks into uncontrollable laughter, slapping knee* WHAT IF... WE SPOKE... *shouts* "BANANA" IN BOTH? *dives backward onto couch, wrestling with invisible force*

i hereby declare that anyone who moves within a one-hundred meter radius is gay.

i'm the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi, the psi and the omega, the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the beta, the gamma and the delta, the epsilon and the zeta, the eta and the theta, the iota and the kappa, the lambda and the mu, the nu and the xi, the omicron and the pi, the rho and the sigma, the tau and the upsilon, the phi and the chi

*eats the flay*

*jumps on the table and starts meowing loudly* did you know that cats are natural hunters? meow meow meow! *gets distracted by a dog barking outside* OMG IT’S A DOGBARK!

*chokes on the flay*