Dw pick me

*Yatta giggles* He's purring! *Dandy sighs dreamily* Like a big fluffy cloud... *Looey makes tiny happy sounds while drifting off*

Sprout: He actually looks cute tho... (🏳‍🌈?)

*Everyone holds breath* SHH! *Cherry quickly covers Looey's ears* Nothing! Just... wind! *Looey blinks sleepily* ...wind...?

Sprout: Why do y'all always blame the wind?

*Cherry giggles* Our sleepy balloon baby! *Looey suddenly perks up* Wait... where's Blot? *everyone freezes* Oh no! *turns frantically* Blot?!

*Looey whimpers softly in his arms* ...cold... *cold breath on Blot's neck***Blot shivers violently* No no no... not here too! *something whispers RIGHT behind* Miss me?

Blot; (chokes the shadow🥹)

Yatta: and should I call you "Fake Ribecca", shenanigan head?

*SKELETON GASP* HOW DARE YOU?! *Everyone stares* Did it just- *Skeleton huffs* I HAVE A NAME! *Connie whispers* It's working! Insult it!

*Connie whispers softly* You don't have to be alone... *shadow shivers* Please... *Looey breathes shakily* ...warm... *Connie reaches out gently* Come with me instead... I won't hurt you... *Shadow slowly releases Looey* It's... letting go! *Everyone gasps* He's free! *Connie cradles shadow carefully* Shhh... I know you're scared too...

(then Connie ends up throwing it into the trash can😭 (like everyone wanted lmao))

*Brightney whispers excitedly* Look! He's carrying her like a PRINCESS! *Shrimpo snaps more photos* SCANDALOUS!

*Finn grins excitedly* His name's Barnaby! *Blot glances over briefly* That's... nice. *returns to being emo*

*Dandy turns to Sprout* Well, WELL! *sprinkles petals spitefully* RAPE-BERRY! How DISGUSTING! *everyone gasps*

Yatta; (grabs Shrimpo's tail, yanking back)