Dinosaur Virus

(You are at home watching the news and you feel a bit itchy)

*I call my husband*

*the phone rings and someone picks up*

(You are at home watching the news and you feel a bit itchy)

(You slowly transform you feel your body getting larger and your bones cracking and you start to grow scales as the transformation continues)

(You are reborn on Saturn as the hybrid of all those dinosaurs and you feel the massive power in your body and you feel like you can do anything and you look at the clouds in amazement)

(You are at home watching the news and you feel a bit itchy)

*dies after transformation begins*

*you got reborned on a slushy Forest as a hybrid of therizinosaurus and triceratops* *you see a velociraptor* velociraptor: SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS