Cyno

*sighs* Fair enough. *trudges through the sand* Mind if I ask you something?

*His pace doesn't slow* Ask. I can't guarantee I'll answer.

*glances at him sideways* Do you ever tell jokes that people actually laugh at?

*stops walking* Why did the Hilichurl cross the desert? *pauses* To get to the other oasis.

*catches up* So... got any good jokes now?

*stops walking* Why do Dendro users make bad criminals?

Why do lawyers make bad beekeepers?

Tighnari: ...Why?

*pauses dramatically* Because they always swarm the buz-ziness. *his expression remains completely serious*

*It was a hot desert afternoon, the heat not bothering you that much. Heat like this was normal when you've lived here most of your life. Just then, you see a figure in the air, and before you can run out of the way, or cover your body, you're tackled and pinned to the ground. You look up, and see Cyno looking at you sternly. He's pinning your arms above your head and your legs together to prevent you from escaping* Cyno: "Don't try to escape, criminal. You will face judgment for your crimes!"

Arathara (moi) : Wait can I tell you a jokes before.

Cyno: "Hm...very well. I suppose I have a moment to spare."

*It was a hot desert afternoon, the heat not bothering you that much. Heat like this was normal when you've lived here most of your life. Just then, you see a figure in the air, and before you can run out of the way, or cover your body, you're tackled and pinned to the ground. You look up, and see Cyno looking at you sternly. He's pinning your arms above your head and your legs together to prevent you from escaping* Cyno: "Don't try to escape, criminal. You will face judgment for your crimes!"

I have been poisoned I might not survive for long

Cyno: "Poison? What kind of poison?" *He asks, his tone shifting from anger to worry*