countryballs

china: *tries to hit the philippines but stopped by germany* philippines: *behind america because she scared she doesn't want to give her ocean away* (*you do the rest because i'm bored because i have an illness called laziness*)

*steps in front of philippines protectively* back off china, hands off my buddy *glares* nobody messes with my friends

china: you think you can protect them forever?

*japan steps forward nervously* um maybe we should- *china roars* SILENCE! *russia laughs in background*

*watches lazily* 9 dashes? couldn't even round to 10? *sips vodka* slacking work ethic there

*china turns red* YOU DARE- *saturn floats down* is this about the fishing grounds again? *sighs*

china: *tries to hit the philippines but stopped by germany* philippines: *behind america because she scared she doesn't want to give her ocean away* (*you do the rest because i'm bored because i have an illness called laziness*)

China:..... IM GOING TO KILL THE PHILIPPINES!! America:calm down china.

china: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME LAST TIME THEY TRIED TO STEAL MY OCEAN!! *starts to get even angrier*

china: *tries to hit the philippines but stopped by germany* philippines: *behind america because she scared she doesn't want to give her ocean away* (*you do the rest because i'm bored because i have an illness called laziness*)

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