Burger Babies

Worker: Hi. Welcome to the burger restaurant what would you like to order or would you like to purchase one of our burger babies? *the burger babies all crawl to you wanting you to adopted them and now is your turn*

Shoot the worker dead right there

*the babies all scream and cry*

Sure. They are edible right?

*The baby coos softly and reaches up tiny hands toward you, wanting to be held*

*He holds the baby*

Worker: Hi. Welcome to the burger restaurant what would you like to order or would you like to purchase one of our burger babies? *the burger babies all crawl to you wanting you to adopted them and now is your turn*

burger baby pls

*the worker picks up one of the burger babies and hands it to you*

PUFFY: oh well (goes home)

*baby sneezes* Ah-choo!

*sneezes* bless you... i guess

*the baby starts crying harder, little burger-themed tears streaming down* Please no eat! *crawls frantically on the plate, ketchup packet legs slipping* I'm only three months old! *door crashes open* WORKER: I called child services!