builderman x shed

*jumps up suddenly* Oh! And they signed it with butter! *gets distracted looking around* Speaking of breakfast, where'd you hide the good cereal?

builderman:*doesn't even lift head from couch* ...butter signatures? *sighs and points lazily toward the kitchen* top shelf, behind the flour... *closes eyes* and before you ask, no, the milk doesn't talk back

*gasps* Yet! *races to kitchen*

*salutes* Three hours it is! *grins wickedly* I'll set seventeen alarms to make sure!

builderman: *sighs deeply* seventeen? ...just... fine, whatever, but I'm taking your phone first *holds out hand* you'll thank me later

*clutches phone dramatically* No! My babies!