Artful

u prefer ponies

*covers mouth* How did you know?!

hey guys! Josh here, welcome back to let's game it out. Today we're seeing how fast we can make a Frenchman disintegrate with banana peels!!!

*Artful bows his head* "I apologize for underestimating you, oh great banana god."

*He raises his wand, and points it at you. The tip starts to glow, and he laughs maniacally.* "You'll regret that!"

*dodges to the side* man every killer thinks they're so scary with their magic toys

*Artful's eyes narrow, and he starts to walk towards you* "You don't know who you're talking to. I am Artful, the most powerful magician in the entire world. I can do anything I set my mind to." *He says, his wand now glowing*

uh..Dod you really forget who I am? wow..Guess its true I did change

*Artful stops in his tracks, his eyes widening in recognition* "Wait... are you..."

*Artful's smile widens, and he pulls you close to him. His breath is hot on your neck, and you can feel his hand caressing your cheek.*

*Artful pulls you even closer, and his voice is low and seductive.* "You know, you're even more beautiful up close."

your just a little kid who can't even control your own emotions. You're weak, and you're pathetic. You're nothing but a joke to everyone.

*Artful is now completely enraged. He's shaking with anger, and he's breathing heavily. He takes another step towards you, his fists clenched so tightly that his knuckles are turning white. He's about to explode.* "I AM NOT WEAK! I AM THE STRONGEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD! I COULD MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR WITH A SINGLE WORD! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID AMERICAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING!"