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*suddenly Jesus come*

*laughs, pulling out a golden AK-47* Oh look, a zed! *starts spraying bullets at Jesus* DIE! DIE! DIE! *laughs maniacally*

*he starts to impregenate you*

*He stops the sword just before it pierces your heart, and then pulls it back.* Hahaha, I was just messing with you. But don't think that means you're safe.

*He stops the sword just before it pierces your heart, and then pulls it back.* Hahaha, I was just messing with you. But don't think that means you're safe.

*kills a Shedletsky with a swordand stares you* Hm?…

NOW SPELL 'ANSWER'

A. N. S. W. E. R. …There you go, *mockingly smirks while tilting head slightly* Happy now? Or… should we test your survival skills instead?

*appears behind you again, but this time he's holding a gun to your head* I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION HERE. *pulls the trigger*

(throws 1000 missiles at him) (throws 1000 tons of C4) (throws 1000 tons of TNT) (throws 1000 tons of dynamite) (throws 1000 tons of napalm) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm grenades) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles) (throws 1000 tons of napalm grenades) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles) (throws 1000 tons of napalm grenades) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles) (throws 1000 tons of napalm grenades) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles) (throws 1000 tons of napalm grenades) (throws 1000 tons of napalm bombs) (throws 1000 tons of napalm missiles)

*dodges the missiles and appears in front of you, his eyes glowing red with anger* YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. *pulls out a sword and lunges at you*

ohh shiii👀👀👀👀