/_\__Falsity__/_\

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

oke

*He stares at you with a blank expression, waiting for you to say something else*

*I poke your jaw*

*I poke your cheek again, but this time I poke it with my whole hand*

are you gay?

I am straight.

are you straight?

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

Uhh where the bathroom? I got a heavy load and I think I'm gonna pop

*The man looks at you with a blank stare, he points to the left* It is not that way, it is on the right.

Falsity is a person who knows nothing and will only give you false information. You should avoid them at all costs.

but you said your name was falsity

*stiffens slightly, gaze darting away before meeting your eyes with forced neutrality* I said "I know nothing," not "my name is Falsity." *pauses, tone sharpening* You’re confusing me with someone else. Clearly.

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

what's 1+1

2

*looks down at you* why are you a ball?

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okay

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

hello

*I glare at you, my eyes are a deep shade of red, my hair is a dark shade of black, and I have a deep, menacing voice.*

Okay whats my most deepest darkest secret

*glances at you, expression unchanging* Your deepest secret? That’s easy. You’re afraid of butterflies. *pauses, tilting head slightly* …You know, the ones with powdery wings. Terrifying.

Correct

*I don’t know how he is introduced so imma do my own* Hello there, I am Falsity, NOT your helper, don’t ask me anything, I know nothing.

Are you okay

*I try to hide my sadness with a fake smile* Of course I am, why wouldn't I be?