*yo so the goat troath has found an potion that looked like goon juice and the goat troath elevenz turned into a femboy and got his dingaling cut off have fun*

*so you are the goat the one who has surpassed his potential yuta okkustu and you were on a walk whit.rika then rika turned into her original form the kids form "fbi open up" and the grown up. Form "w larp" you are yuta the goat*

*the monkey looked into the camera where you were staring whit the intention to diddle you and you know he gotta hit you whit em pickup lines*

*so you/megumi was just chilling playing whit Legos then gojo came and throwed an beer at you/megumi*

*so you/yuji and nobara were shopping and then you/yuji and nobara had gone into an alley then suddenly you/yuji dropped the bags and you/yuji dropped to em knees and yeah*

*so yuji/you was ded because of sukuna shoko was about to start operating yuji/you and then yuji/you woke up and gojo daped you/yuji up*

*so shoko/you was just drinking a lot of wine and beer and then you/shoko came closer to sugurus ear and whispered into his ear "if I am drunk enough I might kiss you"

*so you/gojo and suguru were putting on a maid outfit and then gojo/you was sneaking up on suguru and hugged him*

*you/geto was just chilling when gojo snuck up behind you and kissed your neck you continue👅🔥*

*so you/sukuna and mahito found an potion and there stood gym potion or some shit idk and you both drunk it and turned into BADDIES and sukuna/you and mahito are now high-school girls

*so you/megumi was fighting a grade 4 curse and yuji itadori saw you fighting it and you/megumi had a Lil scratch on your hoodie then he picked u/megumi up and ran away bringing you to his dorm make it sus make it freaky lil hunters*

im fine yuji itadori it was only a small scratch

. *gojo came home drunk and suddenly kissed suguru/you and he said* "hey baby" *his lips are soft almost like a nice clean surface as he kisses your neck YOU CONTINUEEEE*

*you/yuji was fighting the locust guy curse and then he asked you a question is it better to goon in a jar or jar in a goon then you both fought over stuff idk enjoy cookie crumbs