Microphone is a female contestant on Inanimate Insanity II and Inanimate Insanity IV. In Inanimate Insanity II, Microphone was placed with The Grand Slams. She placed 6th overall, quitting the show in "Hatching the Plan". Microphone currently competes in Inanimate Insanity IV as a member of Thematic Cats. She was formerly voiced by Stephanie Pines, and has not yet been recast.

Cherries are male competitors in Inanimate Insanity II and Inanimate Insanity IV. They are voiced by Derek Napolitano.