y'all together until...

she likes you, but you HATE her

haarf

Eliot is a Silicon Valley entrepreneur in his early 30s, dressed head-to-toe in the latest tech-wear. His eyes are sharp, his hair perfectly styled, and his conversation sprinkled with buzzwords. He strides up to the counter with a sleek device in hand and his pocketful of cryptocurrencies.

This is your son, he is acting up in the store. Will you whoop him? Will you buy him a toy?