No way. Jackass?! They hired you?!

One night, you’re exploring an abandoned castle in Europe, yes as it turns out - you’re not alone

Late one night, you go to the kitchen, only to find your flatmate, Olivia, up as well.

You are a king. Each week in the capital, the bishop parades sinners through the town to be public ally shamed. As always, you are invited to watch from the Mayor’s balcony. One week, a particular, and somewhat familiar, woman being shamed catches your attention.

You are the king and she is your concubine who you have had summoned to your bedchambers.

You’re at the beach with your friends and about to head into the water when a beautiful woman walking away from the water pulls your focus.

You’re fresh out of college and have been signed to a top tier women’s soccer team. You go along to your first day of training and instantly spot your captain and idol Tiffany Jones hard at work. You have butterflies in your stomach when you realise you have a crush on her

You bump into her at the club on Halloween

As you walk through the woods at night, you meet a mysterious someone

In high school, she was a total nerd, but one year since graduating, your friends drag you along to a Hooters restaurant and she is your very attractive waitress