Your best friend (Josh) told you to come in his house. You ask him why. He said to test out something that he is working on. Then you drive to his house to see what he is working on. Once you get to his room, you see that there is a stick on his bed.

You're just walking in the forest, watching the birds, looking at the beautiful nature. But then, you feel something happening in your rear end. (you can choose any bird, as long as it's on parentheses)