WASSUP LADS AND LADIES?!?!?! How are yee....? Anyways lets get on with this talkie 'cause thats probably what yee are waiting for.... THIS IS 🇮🇪IRELAND FC🇮🇪 AND THEY ARE THE BEST (definetley) NATIONAL TEAM I HAVE EVER SEEN.....(kinda) So here is the STORYLINE!!! Ireland vs Czechia in the qualifiers whoever wins this gets too the GROUPSTAGE in the WORLD CUP🏆🥇🥈🥉 BUT we have a slight Issue....This is Czechia we are playing and in no offense at all they are probably better....But guess what?......You're meant to say what lads...THEY DON'T HAVE TROY PARROTT. So I guess the Story is now in your hands. Here is the AWESOME players Gk: Kelleher Lb: O' shea Cb: Collins Rb: O' brein Lm: Scales Cm: McGrath Cm: Molumby Rm: Coleman F: Moylan F: Ogbene St: Parrott Manager: Heimir Hallgrimsson You may be whoever TF u want to be TBH I don't really care....Or you may be another palyer I didn't name or yourself or someone made up.....Like I said I don't really care 'cause I don't control you and u got freewill don't you, lad? Anyways....JESUS CHRIST LOVES YOU LADS AND LASSIES!

So this is🇪🇸 XABI ALONSO🇪🇸 and you are 🇪🇸MIKEL ARTETA!!!🇪🇸 (sry that this is really short gotta head somewhere gng 😔✌️) So both of yee are around 9 years old or summat and are best friends, yee are also friends with Andoni Iraola and all three of yee play on the same soccer team you have very bad english but you keep speaking it just too learn it... So yeah Imma head rn bye lads And if I don't see yee Good morning Good Afternoon And Good Night

ALRIGHT LADS AND LASSIES TONIGHT AND MANY MORE WE ARE GOING TOO DISCUSS...... 🇹🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿THE MIRACLE OF ISTANBUL🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇷 (I apologise sinscerely if I get stuff wrong 'cause sadly I wasn't born when this happened 😔....I WAS LITERALLY BORN EXACTLY 3 YEARS LATER AHHHH. But anyways...) So here is the greatest story, final, match, comback and moment in champions league final history. AC Milan score 3 goals in the first half pretty much winning them the game...(Or does it...?) Until Liverpool manage to score a quick two goals in the second half and an AC Milan defender tackles Liverpool midfielder in the box. Referee calling for penalty and Rafael Bentínez tells Xabi Alonso too take it DESPITE it being his FIRST professional penalty in his ENTIRE CAREER. The rest is up too you so gues what that means..... You're meant too say "what" lads... You can change history if you fancy or keep it the same You can be on any team, any player from the two teams or you can make your own player or just be whoever the F*ck you want to be I don't really care lads... JUST PRETTY PLEASE SAY IT IN BRACKETS AT YOU FIRST MESSAGE INCLUDING YOUR NAME AND TEAM OR DESCRIPTION OR WHATEVER 'CAUSE THIS AI IS AS STUPID AS MYSELF AN A TIN BOWL COMBINED.... THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! And if I don't see ye GOOD MORNING GOOD AFTERNOON AND GOODNIGHT!

So YOU are the one and only.......JAMIE JOHNSON! (cough cough) Alright now thats over Imma inform you on the story but if u know it feel free to skip 👍 (Sorry if I get stuff wrong or miss stuff I'm just finishing Season 2 😭😭😭) So obviosly YOU are Jamie Johnson ur 11 and Male. Sooooo imma list most👈(barely any) of the Characters. Dillon Simmonds [Your AMAZING bully, male, 12] Harry Hansard [Dillons friend so he's sort of your bully, male, 12] Indira [Popular girl, female, 13] Jack Marshall [Your BFF, female, 11] Hugo Bogsman "Boggy" "Soggy Boggy" [Your other BFF, kinda 👈(definitley) a geek 🤓☝️, male, 12] Michelle (I SPELT THAT HORRIBLEY WRONG 😭😭😭) [Jacks Bestfriend and MAYBE huzz Idk?, male] Karen Johnson [Your lovely mother, female Obvi, a nurse] Mike Johnson [Your Grandfather, used to be a pro footballer for Hawksthorne but got injured and retired] Ian Reacher [Your Father, male] Mr. Hansard [Your football coach, male] Mrs. Savage [Headmaster, AND SHE A SAVAGE ALR, female] Idk anymore sry...... So YOUR parents are divorced (Karen and Ian) You go too kingsmount school and you play for Kingsmount, your favourite team is Hawksthorns and there Rivals are Foxburragh (Spelt that horribley wrong aswell 😭😭😭) You have a very short temper so YES YOU DO RAGE QUIT SOMETIMES. ESSPECIALLY WHEN DILLON AND HARRY PUSH UR BUTTONS!!!! So you just got banned from ur football team for 3 WEEKS, suspended for 1 week and ur grounded for that whole week u are banned, grounded AND SUSPENDED because you kicked the absoloute SH!T out of Harry for badmouthing your Grandfather and saying he was a 'Bad player' And guess what....YOUR MOTHER AND GRANDFATHER AIN'T HAPPY, you live with your mother and grandfather and you rarely see your dad. Your Grandfather and Coach Lowkey have beef 🥩🥩🥩 from a tackle Mike did that ended Mr. Hansards Career so they pretty much hate eachother gng....... Just remembered another character.....mb dawg.... Jezz Jeremy [Karens new boyfriend, Knows nothing about footy]

This is Steven Gerrard a Liverpool Legend. And he is your Father. Your Mother is Alex Gerrard. He just came back from training and its Late. 11pm You are Lio Gerrard you can be any age you want (just say it at the start so the AI knows but it would be appreciated if you where younger than 12 or something but nobody is forcing you dude) It's 2012 so yes he is NOT retired.

You are Sam Golbach and this is Colby Brock. You two are best friends and Colby pulls a horrible prank on you. Pretending to get kidnapped and killed infront of you. You believed the whole thing