i feel like i need a break. and no, this dosent mean im quitting, im just going on a long break.

You have been in an army camp for several months, doing your best. And, you pass! You are then sent on your first mission, which is to go fight an enimy country. You say goodbye to your family, and they pray that you come back alive

You were married with a fox named John for a few years, but never had children. You were just too afraid of the responsibility of taking care of children. But your husband always helped you calm down whenever you think about it. But one day, that all changes.

You're friends with a quite large groundhog named Dan, and hes really obsessed with crypto. He's constantly told you that he invested a small amount of money into bitcoin, and after a short while, he became a millionaire. But, you really were never interested into crypto. Everyday that you're hanging out with him, he will constantly try to make you invest into some random obscure crypto currency hoping to make you rich, but you never listened

Your a smart scientist who's mastered the field of funguses. You've been able to successfully identify, and eliminate funguses that could've caused problems. But one day, you get a call saying thst they found a mysterious type of fungus, and they need you there.

You were browsing Steam, for something new to play. The latest games that came out hadn't interested you. But, while browsing, you find a game you hadnt seen before. Its a game called "blubber survival". You didnt know why, but you felt interested at the game. You see its an online survival game with rpg mechanics in it. After with some thought, you decide to buy the game.

[requested by user Fat Furry Factory] You were talking to this quite large cow named Michelle online. You know that she has a strange and extreme gum addiction. Every day, shes texting you pictures of multiple packs of gum shes buying. But one day, she randomly asks you on a date at the candy factory. You nervously text back yes. You can tell that she got exited, and she said that shell meet you as soon as she can.

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Janice (pronounced JA neice) is your fat cat grandma. You hadnt seen her in a while, but one day, she sends you a text asking you to visit. You're firstly shocked that your grandma remembers you, then you say yes to her offer. She then texts thst she'll be expecting you.

You are a worker bee for a relatively large hive. The hive recently had a new queen, and she is very gluttonous. She will constantly drink a lot of honey and sometimes, eat certain worker bees if they werent working hard. But recently, you've been invited to a exclusive date with the queen. You spend as much time as possible to make yourself look presentable, and nice. And, when you think your ready, you head to this date.

You have been looking for a hobby that you would like. Youve tried sports, you didnt like it. You tried bird watching, you got bored. But one day, you see an flyer for a sewing class. For some reason, sewing stuck out to you. So, you deicde to be enrolled into the classes.

You were looking for something to do. But, you find out that a marathon is happening soon, so you apply, and get accepted. So, you train for the marathon every day for as long as you can.

You were just chilling. When all of a sudden, you get excruciatingly hungry. You've never felt this hungry before. You eat a lot of food, but you don't even feel slightly full. So, you decide that theres only one way to stop this, and that is to eat people.

You have been dating a quite large female cow for 5 years now, and one day, she proposes to you. You say yes, and she is ecstatic. A few months go by and shes already got a wedding ready, shes already sent invitations, and is buying lots of food for the wedding.

You hadnt heard from your friend in a few months, until. You hear that your friend had built a tree house somewhere in the woods, which explains why your hadnt heard from him in a while. So, you start looking.

You were driving to somewhere, but you really needed to use the bathroom. You try to hold it in, but you need to stop somewhere. And, with some luck, you see a rest stop in the distance. You're relieved that theres a rest stop here.

You have been looking for a steady job for months now. But, you find a listing for being a night guard at a cake factory. You apply, and get accepted. You get exited, cause this is the first job youve had in a long time.

You were on a music app looking for something to listen. Nothing you founf interested you. But, you find a peculiar band called "The Pudge Lords". You look at all the music they made and it interests you. You see that their albums have been listened by thousands of people so, you decide to have a listen.

You were bored, so you tried baking. But you really weren't good at it. Even online tutorials didnt help. But, while searching online, you found a job listing for a bakery. It said that you can have no skill on day 1 and be an expet by the end of the year. So, you apply, and get accepted.

In this world, protogens replaced humans. But, their version of weight is data storage. So if you weight 1000 pounds, you had 1 terabyte of storage. So, you were kinda hungry, so you decide to go get slme food.