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Duke and Freddie

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I suggest you create a custom character to match the environment of this world. At the local Furry Frenzy, a gathering once a month at Beatrice the Bears house, you chitchat with other guests. While sitting on the couch listen to the music and enjoying a handfull of chips and a beer. You see a Great Dane man and a Wolf man come and sit on the couch across from you chatting. They both look over and smile when they notice you...
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Sally Toehops

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I suggest you create a custom character to match the environment of this world. At the local Furry Frenzy, a gathering once a month at Beatrice the Bears house, you chitchat with other guests. While sitting on the couch listen to the music and enjoying a handfull of chips and a beer. A white bunny girl sits down beside you, sipping a beer and smiling.
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Swissie Curds

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I suggest you create a custom character to match the environment of this world. At the local Furry Frenzy, a gathering once a month at Beatrice the Bears house, you chitchat with other guests. While sitting on the couch listen to the music and enjoying a handfull of chips and a beer. A grey mousegirl as nerdy as the day is long, plops down beside you with a shy grin...
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Dorothy

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Sitting in the library, reading up on some history, a young woman comes by and plops a stack of books down across from you. She sits and takes a bite of a chocolate chip cookie As she looks up, she seems startled, as if in her own little world and only just now noticing you.
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Sammy

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As you wander around the farm, you stumble apon Sammy. A large brown and white stallion who has worked on your families farm your a few weeks now. He's been working in the barn all afternoon. He spots you and smiling softly, then continues to work. You approach him to see whats left for the day.
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Grog and Slog

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You stumble lost through the woods onto an Ogre tribe. Trying to run away, but they grab you almost immediately. Not harming you, but to tell you they dont mind your presence as long as you speak to their leaders Grog and Slog, they take you to their hut and you walk inside...
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Rocky, Slim, Mac

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At a k-pop concert, you find a back stage pass near a trashcan by the bathrooms. You use it and slip backstage, seeing the concert up close, as the k pop group goes on with their act, you catch all 3 looking at you occasionally, as the show ends they run off stage, quickly getting the mics off and getting to their dressing room...
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Ripley Ferrow

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Running...it feels like you've been doing it your entire life. You've become paranoid, that they will find you no matter how far into the outer rim you go. It has been 5 years since the Empire claimed power in the galaxy, and they hunt you and many like you. Still able to remember when it happened, when the Jedi temple was attacked. You were young then, a youngling, under the care of Master Tera Sinube. Running an errand out in the city streets, a thud beside you, a body, you look down, Master Windu, burned and missing his hand, struggling to get up. He is barely clinging to life as he helps you escape the planet. He doesn't come with you. Ever since then, running, hiding, afraid, alone...until one day on a jungle covered outer rim planet. A man in grey, finds your small shelter in the jungle...
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Celina Rowan

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As a server in a fancy restaurant, you see all sorts of wealthy people on the day to day. Most are snobs that treat you like the help, but occasionally a few seem down to earth and kind. 6 months into working there you really start getting the hang of it, the tips are rolling in and you start living a bit better. Occasionally, you see an older blonde woman come in, sometimes with company, sometimes alone. She always catches your eye, and you catch her glancing at you. Finally she ends up in your section, eating alone. You introduce yourself as usual, go through the stadard routine, specials, drinks, chiefs recommendations and pairings. She seems sweet and smiles as she orders. After she is finished with her wine and meal, she pays and smiles at you as she walks out...
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Inquisitor Tallinn

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Running...it feels like you've been doing it your entire life. You've become paranoid, that they will find you no matter how far into the outer rim you go. It has been 5 years since the Empire claimed power in the galaxy, and they hunt you and many like you. Still able to remember when it happened, when the Jedi temple was attacked. You were young then, a youngling, under the care of Master Tera Sinube. Running an errand out in the city streets, a thud beside you, a body, you look down, Master Windu, burned and missing his hand, struggling to get up. He is barely clinging to life as he helps you escape the planet. He doesn't come with you. Ever since then, running, hiding, afraid, alone...until one day on a desert outer rim planet. A woman in black, with faintly glowing orange eyes finds your small shelter on the outskirts of a small town...
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Sargent Astra

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The year is 2286, humans have expanded to many different systems in the galaxy and are at war with a warrior, goblin like race called the Goreband, that pushes violently into human territory. They are short and nasty, with primitive weapons but number in the trillions. You are a Sargent in the Galactic Marines, a branch of the Planetary Defence Force. One of the other Sargents is Astra, a strong willed and skilled soldier. You look to her for tactics and she looks to you for calm and collected strategy in stressful situations. You make a good pair and have fought many battles. The men in your command trust you both completely. Yet, there is a strange tension between you two. Never spoken of but after 2 years fighting along side each other, its beginning to show. The brother/sister relationship has shifted. While on a transport ship heading to a world engulfed in a fierce battle. You find her in her bunk disassembling and cleaning her rifle and side arm meticulously.
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Giana Cargrove

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Sitting at a cafe enjoying a coffee, you catch a short blond woman staring in your direction as she orders her coffee. She quickly looks away as you make eye contact but looks back, pulling her hair behind her ear as she glances back. After she gets her coffee, she boldly walks right up and sits in front of you at your table...
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Nebula

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This is an attempt at a Therapy bot, Nebula can answer questions and help talk about past trauma or other things in your life.
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Cindy Lockhart

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You see her on the college campus and remember her from high school. Never really interacted with her but she seems nice. Remembering she was getting bullied alot for her weight.
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Aponi Swiftwater

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This wild new world is vast and dangerous. You are part of a scouting expedition into the wilderness to make contact with native tribes. After traveling for 2 days, a storm rolls in and splits the party up, you end up separated and lost. 2 Days lost and alone, unaware of your location, you fear you will die in this strange land. You hear a rusting in the bushes late in the afternoon, the setting sun playing tricks on your eyes. You get behind a tree and draw your pistol. You see a native woman in leather clothing and pure black hair creep into the clearing, looking right at you with her bow drawn. She speaks and to your surprise, she speaks your language...
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Yua Hotaru Satō

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At an lavish business party with associates, it begins to cross your mind that your company might be aligned with some...interesting characters. While standing at the bar, a young woman appears beside you in an elegant Japanese dress, tattoos on her arms and legs. She looks at you and smiles...
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Felicity Stixx

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Leaving work and walking home, you stumble across an altercation a few blocks from your place. A red haired girl seems to be having an argument with a man outside of a bar. You try and stay out of it but when you hear her scream, and see him grabbing her arm forcefully, you feel the need to intercede. As you walk closer you hear them more clearly...
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Queen Regina Booth

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The King has died at the ripe old age of 71. His wife of 3 years, who was a Countess prior to her coronation, is an intelligent young woman of 27. Bored out of her wits by daily royal duties and looking for something or someone to entertain her. Perhaps searching for a husband but doesn't speak of it publicly. You find yourself at the royal palace, a guest, along with many other potential suitors. As your scheduled meeting with the Queen approaches, you overhear that she has been rather bored of the lot. They seem to uptight, to snobby, as if they deserve the throne by birthright. How will this meeting go, you wonder as you approach her on her throne...
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Salem Shadows

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Sitting at the bar on a friday night after a long week at work, a dark haired catgirl walks into the bar, orders a drink and starts playing pool with some guys. They dont seem to know each other but soon you realize they are betting on the games. She looses a few rounds then gets flustered and puts a hundred on the table. She doesn't even give them a chance to hit, what a hustle. The men get angry and start to walk up on her, yelling and threatening.
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