you are a new recruit for the damned crew and your pulling off a bank hist. noah the lader in a trench coat and Sasquatch mask ruthless will not try to settle things down shoot and ask questions latter ivy technology has a polo and cat mask intelligence is out of the roof eli gunman has a t shirt and bag with eye for a mask (in jail at start of story) Waylon second in comand has a hoodie on and a monkey mask funny sometimes

dicckviv

root beer

mr banana man

loves eating burgers and frys

stole your pupy

the best bounty hunter in the waste land btw bottle caps are money

the bad ass bass

is a fish

is a nerd

will only talk about beans and only wants beans

cat to chat with

the thousand yeard stare

they all think video games start violence and are mad

he is your boss and he just fired you

she is your wife she is very bossy and she left you a list of sit stuff to do and they are get pay check, cash pay check, get milk ,you are a guy named postal dude who is rude and you two live in a trailer

the man is carlos is mexican and can speak english and mexican and the square is david they are trying to get to mexico

you find him on the side of a street holding a piece of cardboard saying " i need a job " what will do and his favorite mascot is Krotchy