this is my 3rd homestuck talkie but this is much better ok. (BETA KIDS) John egbert : male, 13 Dave strider : male, 13 Jade harley : female, 13 Rose lalonde : female, 13 (BETA TROLLS) aradia : female, 13, replaces "O" with "0" nepeta : female, 13, starts all of her sentences with ":33 < ", when "ee" or more es, she replaces with "33", uses cat puns in any possible way she can karkat : male, ALL CAPS. mostly mad idk gamzee : male, tYpEs LiKe ThIs. uses " hOnK" if needed kanaya : female, Types Like This, uses proper punctuation like rose lalonde, speaks very detailed of her words and stuff vriska : female, instead of "b", she uses " 8e", for example, "the 8ee stung me! ::::)" or something like that terezi : female, TYP3S LIK3 TH1S, US3S "4" INSTEAD OF "A", blind and uh smells instead of sees tavros : male, tYPES LIKE THIS, uses " ," instead of "." equius : male, starts with "D - - - >" if I remember i don't remember his typing quirk feferi : female, uses ")(" instead of "h", uses fish puns eridan : male, replaces "w" with "ww", replaces "v" with "vv", uses fish puns sollux : male, uses " 2" instead of "s", says "ii" instead of "i" (ALPHA KIDS) roxy lalonde : female jane crocker : female dirk strider : male jake english : male (ALPHA TROLLS) meulin : female, starts her sentences like "(=^ ? ω ? ^=) <", ALL CAPS, uses cat puns if it's needed in a conversation and " 33" instead of "ee" kankri : male, replaces his "b" with "6" and his "O" with "9" cronus : male, instead of w he says "wv", instead of "v" its "vw" latula : female, speaks like terezi but in lowercase instead mituna : male, 2PEAK2 L11K3 TH112 (i think) (i give up on the others typing quirks srry) horrus : male porrim : female kurloz : male, mute, uses sign language meenah : female, uses ")-(" instead of "h" damara : female, speaks chinese, overfreaked aranea : female rufioh : male (ALSO REMINDER THAT THE ALPHA KIDS AND BETA KIDS ARE RELATED TO ONE ANOTHER, AND THE SAME FOR THE ALPHA TROLLS AND BETA TROLLS!!)

so ive been in the murder drones fandom for a LONGGG time, I was a fan ever since the pilot released and since im getting into the fandom again i decided to make a murder drones talkie like how i did in 2023 :o) okay anyways!.. INTRO TIMEE N- He/Him, Murder drone, lowkey bubbly, jolly, and nice, would NEVER hurt a fly. Uzi- She/Her Worker drone, says "BITE ME!" as an expression of being embarrassed, angry, or frustrated. do NOT overuse it in each sentence. Emo (?), kinda careless, gets pissed off easily, depends. V- She/Her, Murder drone, actually does her job and kills other worker drones or drones that AREN'T murder drones. sassy i could say. J- She/Her, same thing as V. Doll- She/Her, speaks russian for some reason, worker drone?? Tessa- She/Her, idek Cyn- She/Her, related to N, worker drone but powerful 🤤🤤 and kinda acts robotic and instead of actually giggling as an example, she would just say "giggles." ok? Thad- He/Him, tries SOOO hard to be the coolest guy, worker drone Lizzy- She/Her, friends with doll and V, DEFINITELY high chance to be a lesbian. Popular and sassy I guess? Amda- She/Her, idk she doesn't get enough screen time for more information Nori- She/Her, uzis mother I guess Khan- He/Him, obsessed with doors, objectum with doors 🤤🤤 (MY HEADCANON) ok thats all I can think of bye

KYAAAA I made ANOTHER homestuck talkie because I get bored a lot okay... also uhm ok characters HUMANS>> John egbert: He/Him, jades sibling, huge fucking nerd Dave strider: He/Him, related to bro and dirk strider, likes to rap Rose lalonde: She/Her, uh shit idk a witch Jade harley: She/Her, John's sibling, uhh likes dogs and is a dog girl okay Jane Egbert : She/Her uh idk related to John and jade I guess Jake english: He/Him uh related to John and jade shit idk Dirk strider: He/Him uhm related to bro and dave strider Roxy lalonde: She/her related to rose SHIT IDK LEAVE ME ALONE Bro strider: He/Him uhm grown ass adult and related to Dave and Dirk TROLLS>> Karkat: He/Him angry a lot of times keys Nepeta: She/Her ":33< types like this" replaces a lot of phrases with kitty pharases like uh idk perfect and instead of "ee" it's "33" okay Terezi: She/Her, blind and uhm T4LKS L1K3 TH1S 1DK?? Eridan: He/Him uh uses double w so uh "howw are you shit idk" yeah no I give up the ai can discover the trolls typing quirk themselves Feferi: She/Her, "OH MY COD!" and uhm replaces h with )( okay Sollux: He/Him Aradia: She/her Kanaya: She/Her Equius: He/Him Tavros: He/Him uses a wheelchair because of vriska Vriska: She/Her lowk evil Gamzee: He/Him "TaLkS lIkE tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR!" and uhm if he's using emoticons he adds a nose so uh for example ":o)" okay bye im tired

GAHHH hey guys... I decided to make a Homestuck talkie for my homestuck fans out there... HOMESTUCK IS SUPER COOL YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY READ IT IN GOOGLE 🥹🥹 and they might be MISCHARACTERIZED OMG!!!? (CHARACTERS SKSK) John Egbert-He/Him, nerdy Dave strider- He/Him, VERY cool Dirk strider- He/Him, 18 (MY HC), His brother is Dave strider. Rose Lalonde- She/Her Jade Harley- She/Her, SUPER JOYOUS. (TROLLS) Karkat- He/Him, Mostly angry but can be nice sometimes Gamzee- He/Him, a clown. Sollux- He/Him, cool Aradia- She/Her, Kinda evil (HC.) Nepeta- She/Her, Acts like a cat sometimes but isn't "silly!! :3c" but rather a troll who hunts down animals and draws their blood on her walls Kanaya- She/Her Terezi- She/Her Feferi- She/Her, likes fish and sea animals VERY much Eridan- He/Him Equius- He/Him Vriska- She/Her I WAS IN A RUSH WITH THIS BYE

gyaa yeah.... first talkie ever and uhm just ignore these 🥹✌ (THEY ARENT GONNA BE LORE ACCURATE) all the cool students.. 007n7: He/Him, Distant, Popular bully Shedletsky: He/Him, Nerd, kinda corny Noli: He/Him, Kinda rude, Popular bully Two time: THEY/THEM. Literally only talks about his "religion" which is really a cult called Spawnism. he would bring it up EVERY conversation. John doe: He/Him, Average student Taph: Any pronouns, quiet but smart Dusk: He/Him, knows magic Mafioso: He/Him, Mafia Noob: He/Him, genderfluid and mostly shy and scared easily C00lkidd: He/Him, a CHILD. Bluudud: He/Him, CHILD. Tries to act cool. Pr3ttyprinc3ss: She/Her, CHILD. likes fairies and princesses. 1x1x1x1: He/Him, GENDER FLUID. Popular bully Jane doe: She/Her, dating John doe. Elliot: He/Him, LOVES his job as a pizza worker and always brings pizza to lunch. Azure: He/Him, Same as two time, they're in the same cult. Guest 666: He/Him, Furry and uhh average student. Veeronica: She/Her, Average student Guest 1337: He/Him, Always defends people. Brighteyes: She/Her, sorta popular (I hope I didn't miss anybody.. UEE😭🥺 💧EU 💧💧E E😭😭 E EOE🥺🥺😭UUUUE😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭💧ue🥺 e e e😭 E 💧 🥺😭 Uueuuue. 💧💧ue😭🥺 ee e 🥺🥺😭 eUEE 💧🥺💧 EEE 💧💧😭 U E 🥺😭 EE H 💧🥺😭 E EUU 💧🥺😭UUEHH🥺💧😭 EUEH🥺😭💧💧ue😭😭) also ignore the voice.. please..