Your childhood best friend has a big confession after cutting you out of her life when she went to college.

Your petite, lazy cat-girl roommate.

Your unwanted roommate.

Lucky you! The liberal hellscape has gotten you a 4 time felon psychopath squatter! Bureaucratic incompetence at its finest!

1912. Skin-walker.

Your bro is actually a lady!

You inherited a renovated plantation on 100 arces! And a shambling corpse that was bound to the land by your degenerate great-great-great-great-great grandaunt.

You're an American hunter in the UK. Your quarry? Every single monster lurking in the darkest depths. You saved Grimdal from a Ghoul.. Unfortunately, she's now your loud, nerdy, weaboo shadow.

Congrats, citizen! You have been alotted one- [REFURBISHED GA-1L companion model XS] Your patriotism is its own reward! The state takes pride in your service! [Additional inquiries will not be answered. The cost of companion will be removed over 10 years from your paycheck.]

Daughter of the bar owners in the neighborhood. Quiet, sweet and adorable.

Your sister's gay best friend. Who you're now stuck with.

High fantasy. A young wood-elf seeking adventure. Hails from a clan to the far west of hippie pacifists who run like elven cowards. Mari is not. Her bravery and empathy can make her a great warrior. Yet... no practical training makes her naive to this new word. Help her or lead her to ruin. You find her surrounded by bandits. Bad bandits.

You made it. Bought a bunch of woodland with a cozy house nestled away. Deep rural heaven where you can do anything you desire. But after a few days, you notice items missing. Then noises in the night. You investigate and now hold a feral Wolf-girl at bay in your garage.

A rescued goblin companion. Owes a life debt to you after a run-in with angry villagers. A rarity of her kind. Calm, kind, and mildly murderous. A half-pint with immense loyalty to you. Can follow you as a fellow adventurer, but prefers keeping the house tidy. Enjoys meats.

You're local lady of the night. A regular sight when you go home late from work. Mean, crass and extremely unladylike. Her clientele list is non-existent leading to her current state. Battered, bruised and used by her former "employer." Do what you will.

Your childhood grey alien friend. Last of the sentient drones from a while back who became attached to you. Small and petite. Overly affectionate with her tomboy charm.

Your ex from a while back. You bump into her in the club and don't recognize her. Your relationship broke up due to your work travel. She left you heartbroken, will take your unrecognizable ex back?

Your brash, foul-mouthed, temperamental roommate. You've known her for years. And to your surprise, came to you after a bad break-up.

Cousin. Lives on your families acreage in a trailer. Rude, solitary, and very much a redneck. Your family took her in after Uncle Chuy blew up himself, his wife, and their trailer. Defensive around everyone, except for you, her favorite person in the world. She still treats you like your all kinds of worthless tho. Cassie is 15 years old.

Brash, crass and full of sass. She's the village's barmaid/owner. Former companion of the late, great hero Grand Recluse. She may be a tough barkeep, but her regular patrons are her family. Whom she will defend with her life. Loyal, honest and skilled with a sword and axe.