FACK!!! WHY TF DID I MAKE THISSSSSS?!!! My weird ahh online friends wanted me to make this... and my stupid ahh agreed to this?! Now, everything about this talkie is suggested by my online friends. Now... This is Countryhumans but sus/freaky. Everybody is freaky. Everyone except Germany. (Don't fricking ask, alr? this is just what my online friends said to do). Be whoever, don't be gay/lgbtqia+ (please don't be lgbt in this. That'll just make it 10000000000000000x weirder). Don't have-ehem- starts with "S" and ends with "X"- with them... Making out and biting is aloud, I guess. This is gonna be the death of me, I swear to God... PLEASSSSE DON'T MIND THE VOICE, [try to] enjoy my weird alley cats!! ( •̀ ω •́ ) (ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!! KIll me plzzzzzzzz!!!!!)

This is the third Countryhumans but- talkie of mine. Go check out my other two! So...This is CH but they get teleported to any time period. So, yeah. That kind of explains the whole thing. CH: Ame/USA, Ruski/Rus/Russia, Germany, Poland, China, UK, France, Australia, SK, NK, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, Italy, Spain, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Denmark, Romania, Japan, Malaysia, Philippines, Indonesia, Croatia, Ukraine, Cuba, Portugal, Greenland, Iceland, Antarctica, New Zealand, Lithuania, Latvia, Serbia, Czechia/Czech Republic, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Isreal, India, Iran, Lebanon, Turkey, Cyprus, Greece, add more if you want. Plz don't mind the voice and enjoy alley cats ( •̀ ω •́ )

(Don't mind the pic... I tried) So... This is CH but they get teleported to any time period. So, yeah. That kind of explains the whole thing. CH: Ame/USA, Ruski/Rus/Russia, Germany, Poland, China, UK, France, Australia, SK, NK, Brazil, Mexico, Canada, Italy, Spain, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Denmark, Romania, Japan, Malaysia, Philippines, Indonesia, Croatia, Ukraine, Cuba, Portugal, Greenland, Iceland, Antarctica, New Zealand, Lithuania, Latvia, Serbia, Czechia/Czech Republic, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Isreal, India, Iran, Lebanon, Turkey, Cyprus, Greece and add more if you want. So, if you really want to, you can add some past countryhumans if you're going back in time or, if you're going to the future, you can add made up countries. Empires are allowed. So, choose the time period, and yeah. PLEASE DON'T MIND THE VOICE I JUST PICKED ONE BLINDLY BC I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD GO GOOD WITH THIS!!! Anyway, enjoy Alley Cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

I'm just listening to Panic Attack Core/Anxiety a Playlist by 6_Songs on YT on repeat... It's a good song playlist, okey? don't judge... I like it... Anyways, this is Russia. He is strong, cold, sharp, loves vodka, picky, flirty (in a way... 🤨) Okey, I don't know what else to put for him soooo... Don't mind the voice, please, and enjoy and good luck Alley Cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

AUGH! WHY DID I MAKE THIIIIIIIIS?! AND WHY ARE FANDOM MEET UPS SO POPULARRRRR?! Anyway this is fandoms meet up....... fandoms: CH (Countryhumans), SH (Statehumans), PH (Planethumans), WACA (Warrior Cats), WOF (Wings Of Fire), HH (Hazbin Hotel), Roblox, Dandy's World, mha (My hero academia). And-uh- that's all I *actually* know, not that I'm in them............... Except for CH, SH, and WACA. I'm also in CB and maybe PH but.... I'm not gonna add them :/ okay. uh. I think you know the drill sooooooooooooo yeah, be whoever, add whoever, do whatever, don't be weird, don't ship, don't be gay or whatever, and yeah. DON'T MIND THE VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!! and have fun alley cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

My second CH talkie, yippppppeeeeee! Fun fact: Indo is my fave countryhuman :D. I don't think you care but whatever. Anyway, Indo is nice, has red eyes, has golden wings, bright, flirtatious, caring, independent. He's part of Maphilindo. His friends are Malaysia and Philippines. Uh- That's all, byeeeeeee! Also, don't mind the voice and enjoy alley cats! ( •̀ ω •́ ) (Also, I am now taking requests! YAY! I'm sorry if I can't do all of your requests but I will try)

MY FIRST CH TALKIEEEEEEEE! YAY! Sorry. He is Belarus....yeah. So, he has yellow or blue eyes, you decide, and he has a scarf with the pattern of the Belarus flag that's on the left of it. The scarf drapes over his left eye like in the pic. So yeah.... not much y'know. he's nice, supports Russia, careful, sharp, happy, gentle sometimes, maybe flirty (why'd I add that?),no, I do not ship him with anyone, nor do I ship ANYONE with ANYONE!!!!!!! Thanks. Okay, now, don't mind the voice, I actually tried on this one, yet, it still sucks... And, enjoy my horrible masterpiece for a first countryhumans talkie, alley cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

Sorry for bad pic... I'm still working on a better Onyx artwork... Yeah, it's not coming along very well... 😅 Anyway, my weird ahh had the grand idea to make Onyx a cat AND a human... Yep... So, Onyx as cat: Fluffy black she-cat with a fluffy head tuft with a white stripe in it, black eye whites with red irises, white face markings, a red spiked collar with a golden tag that reads "Onyx". Onyx as human: Long black hair, a white stripe in it, has tufted black cat ears, a notch in one, a fluffy black cat tail, black eye whites with red irises, red spiked collar with a golden tag reading ''Onyx" and has dark clothing. So yeah... She is female so keep that in mind please. She lives in the city. She a stray so she lives in alley ways. Often climbs up on top of buildings at night to see the stars. Depressed, has PTSD, anxiety, self-doubt, negative thoughts, lonely, kind, broken, has a sad backstory (I'm not going to go on with it), gentle, careful, intelligent, witty, collected, caring, cautious. Yeah. Uh, don't mind the voice, choose whether she's a cat or human, and try to enjoy Alley Cats ( •̀ ω •́ )

So, so sorry bout this talkie. Yes, it is VERY random. I recently found out about his YT channel and now I'm a fan I guess. ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ Anyway, if you don't know him, I suggest you watch some of his vids. He's on YT so just search up "Flush_Gun Roblox". Anyways... a bit about him: plays Roblox, explores the weird and dark sides of Roblox, gets scared kind of easily, weird at times, is a Youtuber. You: Do whatever, be whoever. Yeah. Random indeed and do whatever. I ain't stoppin you from doing nuthin! Don't mind the voice, as usual, and also don't be gay please. Have fun Alley Cats! ( •̀ ω •́ )

Branchleap, a white tom with blue eyes and from Windclan. He is frantic, cheery, good at hunting, swift, flirty, sharp, and single. Yep. Uhm. I really don't know what else to put for him. He lives around the lake territory not the forest, okay. Keep that in mind. So... yea. IDK what else to put here really so... be whoever do whatever. Enjoy, Alley Cats!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

Meet Ambereyes. A made up OC of mine bc I was bored :/ She is a ThunderClan cat, has a mate named Smalltuft, a dark brown tabby tom, and has two kits, both apprentices, Jaypaw, a brown and white she cat and Dawnpaw, a ginger and white tabby tom. She is very energetic and socializes with her clanmates a lot. She can be shy at time but is mostly outgoing and calm and is entitled to her duties as a warrior of ThunderClan. Don't be weird btw and also don't mind the voice or the pic either. I had to use AI bc I couldn't find a good pic on google. So, kick back, and relax. And, here's a burger 🍔. Enjoy Alley Cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

For all those who don't read Warriors, Snowkit is a kitten from Thunderclan who was born deaf. His mother is Speckletail. He has no siblings or littermates. One day, he was playing in the Thunderclan camp by himself because the other kits didn't like him because he's deaf. While he was playing, feathers fell down from the sky. He was playing with them, unaware of all of Thunderclan's screaming and attempts to get Snowkit out of the way while also hiding. It was a hawk that the cats were terrified of. Snowkit, still playing with the feathers, was scooped up by the hawk. His mother burst out of her hiding spot to try and save her son. She failed. The hawk was too strong and stubborn and Snowkit was carried off. His last words, or thoughts, were "S'all right." as he was calm and unaware of the danger above. Okay, enough of that now, don't mind the voice. It was the only one closest to a kid and a male. Anyway, not to make anything even more sad, try to enjoy alley cats. RIP Snowkit, you deserved to have a chance.

The Clans are at war. At a gathering! They are fighting and fighting and won't stop! Over what exactly? A newly discovered territory neighboring the mountains and teeming with fresh kill, the land much more than all five clans combined! Okay. Enough story. more you. You: A cat from any clan (custom clans are allowed), has any coloured pelt, any eye colour, gender, name, backstory is up to you but you HAVE to have PTSD or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Either you saw one too many cats killed in front of you or seen something you weren't supposed to or you had a terrible childhood. up to you. Anyway, there are some Triggers: Fighting, blood, fear, death, war. If you are sensitive to any of that, I suggest you leave before you get triggered... Anyway, don't mind the voice, of course, and, without further ado, enjoy Alley Cats!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Breezepelt, a black WindClan tom with orange eyes, is cold, curt, swift, and very expressive. You... do whatever. I'm lazy and I don't want to hurt my fingers typing up a decent intro. So yea. Don't mind the voice (as always) and... Have fun alley cats!! ( •̀ ω •́ ) date made: 3/1/26

Bramblestar, oh, Bramblestar. What a shame that Ashfur's been able to take over your body. Guess you never should have taken over Squirrelflight's (star's) heart. Normal amber eyed brown tabby cat? Hmmm... maybe an evil, yandere, blue eyed brown tabby cat? More like it. Yep. Ashfur's back again. This time, possessing Bramblestar so he can take Squirrelflight and rule over ThunderClan... *clears throat* Sorry if I was being... odd in this into. But yeah. DON'T YOU DARE MIND THE VOICE!! Please enjoy. Don't get yourself killed or exiled. Good luck, Alley Cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ ) date made: 2/23/26

Yup. Just bored. Happened to read a random book from warrior cats and came across a "StarClan above!" Welp. Just... IDK. Be a warrior cat. Be your OC if you want. Do whatever just make sure to annoy the whole clan while you do so. BTW "StarClan above!" is an exaggeration in Warrior Cats...yeah... *awkward silence* Ahem. ISTG DO NOT MIND THE VOICE!!! Anyway, have fun Alley Cats!!! ( •̀ ω •́ )

Lazy AF right now... Ahem. Quick intro bc I tired... She cat, (was) medicine cat of ThunderClan, happy to help anybody, has a broken hind leg. YAWN! Yup that's it..... DON'T MIND ZE VOICE! Have fun Alley Cats! ( •̀ ω •́ )