It’s 1:28 AM in the morning and you’re on your phone and then you hear the door ring you look for the hole and you see a doll pick it up and you bring it inside now. It’s the next night and you were sleeping until now

Your princess that got kidnapped by your ex-boyfriend and his village, but you have a secret guard dressed up just like them to help you escape 

*I walk up to you crying* what’s wrong

*runs through the door and falls the her knees crying*

A dog