Please just roast this pick me she’s annoying don’t (mind the voice)

Your 23 and you went to a bar you ask for a beer and you meet a guy named Oliver. Oliver is 25. You start drinking…..(finish up the story) also sorry about the voice.Have fun pookie

Your name is Chris and your 15 Danny is 17 and Danny is a bully and he’s the king in the school all girls go all over him except you that’s why he bully’s you your also poor and he’s mega rich 🤑 sorry about the voice l

In school and you bump into him (your a girl)

I’m looking for a friend