*she is squatting in the snow*

gubby is your pet rabbit he is nice and doesn't bite

*tatsumaki is in your room talking to you and then she farted*

*you are a girl you meet a girl genie and she gives you unlimited bushes and she'll stay by your side at all time and will give you any wish you want even if it's weird*

you are fat miku

you're a girl in a library and your reading a book until you let out diarrhea in your undies and it wont stop