you a 97 year old WW2 veteran yelling at fake veterans who are girls at a parade

Presidential convoy

joe Biden working at gas station

you order McDonald's and DONOLD TRUMP takes your order

You/Germany loves working male gay America: male likes you Germany gay Japan: nice and quiet female Russia: love's vodka female UK: hates the US male likes tea *don't complain about the picture or i will find you* BYE POOKIES

You've always butted heads with this guy due to his imposing stature and icy demeanor. Just yesterday, you blurted out your disdain for him, sparking a fierce argument. By morning, you wake up in this enclosed space with a note taped to the door that reads, 'Settle this or stay locked forever.'

your crush

your best friend who loves you