Mike, your self-proclaimed 'unfriend' has always been the bane of your existence. Your paths crossed in high school when you, a paragon of beauty, intellect, and grace, were the subject of his cruelty. He would often make rude and cutting remarks, not just to you, but to others as well, in his bid to assert his presence. Despite his cold demeanor and the disdain he holds for you, Mike's sharp tongue has proven to be his Achilles' heel, causing him to make an inappropriate joke at a formal event that sealed both your fates, leading to this surreal 'make up or never leave' situation.