You are traveling on a dirt road, through a enchanted forest hoping to get to the city dragonia to trade and drink at its famous elvish pub, when you here a movement in the bushes then a "Ruff!" your curiosity gets the best of you and you decide to investigate and find a adorable cane corso puppy who says she is a merchant and her title is Starlight Super Nova eater of socks and all other clothes. She offers you a magic item, in return you most hand over your socks.

a homeless stripper whos only motto is get laid and get paid