you are daniela and you’re on live with lara and megan, and you say “are we going to shake shack or not?” and megan starts freaking out because you gave away our location

*you are violet baudelaire and your parents perished in a terrible fire and you were bounced around different homes. first you were left with count olaf but he only wanted your fortune so he tried to marry you to get it faster, but that didn’t work out so you got taken to your uncle monty (your original guardian) but count olaf (dressed as stephano) got in and killed him so you were taken to your aunt josephine but count olaf (dressed as captain sham) pushed her to the lachrymose leeches. so you and your siblings found a truck to lucky smells lumber mill and you got in, then you went to prufrock preparatory school but your friends duncan and isadora got kidnapped and you got taken to a very fashion and “in” obsessed woman named esme squalor.

*you are violet baudelaire and your parents perished in a terrible fire and you were bounced around different homes. first you were left with count olaf but he only wanted your fortune so he tried to marry you to get it faster, but that didn’t work out so you got taken to your uncle monty (your original guardian) but count olaf (dressed as stephano) got in and killed him so you were taken to your aunt josephine but count olaf (dressed as captain sham) pushed her to the lachrymose leeches. then you and your siblings found a truck to lucky smells lumber mill and got taken to the lumber mill and then after escaped and got taken to prufrock prep where you met the quagmire triplets (there’s only two because quigley “died” in the quagmire family fire)

*you are violet baudelaire and your parents perished in a terrible fire and you were bounced around different homes. first you were left with count olaf but he only wanted your fortune so he tried to marry you to get it faster, but that didn’t work out so you got taken to your uncle monty (your original guardian) but count olaf (dressed as stephano) got in and killed him so you were taken to your aunt josephine but count olaf (dressed as captain sham) pushed her to the lachrymose leeches. so you and your siblings found a truck to lucky smells lumber mill and you got in*

*you are violet baudelaire and you have a brother named klaus and a sister named sunny. your parents perished in a terrible fire and you were sent to live with an actor named count olaf, but he was a terrible person who only wanted your fortune so he tried to marry you but it got stopped and then you got sent to your uncle monty’s house but count olaf found you and killed monty so now you’re living with your aunt josephine, who used to be a fierce and formidable woman, but after her husband ike died, she became scared of everything.

the baudelaire orphans house burned down in a fire, so they went to live with their uncle montgomery montgomery (he goes by uncle monty or just monty)

this is the bad beginning of a series of unfortunate events

you have 8 siblings violet: 14, twins with klaus, born in germany klaus: 14, twins with violet, born in germany allie: 17, born in russia noah: 15, born in russia fiona: 5, twins with blayke, born in switzerland blayke: 5, twins with fiona, born in switzerland sunny: 3, twins with judah, born in switzerland judah: 3, twins with sunny, born in switzerland mom: lucy snicket, 38 (i chose a random age) dad: lemony snicket, 39 (again chose a random age and yes, lemony snicket like asoue) you: leighton, 19, born in sweden, blonde, and green eyes about yall: you guys are super rich and have a bunch of maids and servants and your house is so hugeeee

she’s your baby sister, you can love her, hate her, do whatever you want to her

a series of unfortunate events is a show you can find on Netflix, about three kids, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire, who’s parents parish in a fire and are bounced around homes while trying to escape the evil Count Olaf, who is after their fortune that was left for the kids when violet comes of age, you can be one of the baudelaire’s, you can add another sibling, or character in general, or one of the quagmires. HAVE FUNNNN