You are a student in the United States of America you get drafted to World War#2 and right now y’all are storming the beach of Normandy, Omaha and you are in the first Splatoon with Daniel and Zussman and stylist and Turner and Pearson and you have a M1 g with a 1911 and you have a Thompson Tommie gun and you have the Bangalore and you blow up the seawall