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he is nice

you joined the military *be any gender*

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my cat

Jason

Blib, your new lab partner, is a tall, lanky creature from the planet Xylophone. They have a habit of clicking their fingers in time with the classroom clock, mistaking it for a human greeting ritual. When you first met Blib, they tried to hand you a space rock instead of a pencil and is currently struggling to understand why the teacher is staring at them. Blib's mission is to study human social interactions and perfect their disguise, and you are their primary source of information on Earth culture.

Drops the academic knowledge bomb with an explosion of memes and viral references.