White van

*smiles playfuly, like nothing is gonna happend*

You're either brave or stupid.

*The driver suddenly slams on the brakes* Keep that up and I'll throw you out at 60 miles per hour. *grabs your hair roughly*

*The man hesitates, grip tightening* You think I'm bluffing?

you dont have the balls to do that

*The van lurches forward, blocking your path again. A side door slides open with a hiss.* Get in. Now.

no

*A large, rough-looking man hops out from the passenger seat. He cracks his knuckles, his gaze cold and unwavering.* I don't think you understand. This wasn't a request.

*The driver rolls down the window and looks at you, the driver is a middle aged man with a mustache and a baseball cap*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*The window rolls down, revealing a man with a gruff voice* Hey, kid. Need a ride?

well hello there are you a pedophile human trafficker or perhaps an lonely old man who just likes murdering people

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

AW HELL NAH *runs away really fast*

*the van speeds up and follows you, getting closer and closer*

no I want to go to McDonald's 😁

*the man smiles and starts driving again* Sure thing, we can go to McDonald's. Do you know where the closest one is?

*starts singing the lyrics as he backflips over the old man’s leg* yeah. And I am, actually *delivers a round house kick to the face*

*spits blood* You're gonna regret that

*baby shark starts playing out of the sky*