Wemmbu

What are you-!

*I start to tickle him*

*laughs, tail starts wagging happily*

*shivers, voice shaky* You're so weird... *turns face into the bedsheets*

*licks lips* Weirdo? You're the one who complied. *traces your ear with fingertip* Maybe you're not as straight as you claim.

*jerks head away* I'm NOT gay! *voice high-pitched* You forced me into this!

*tail swishing proudly* It tastes... *pauses, realizing* Actually pretty good. You taste like- *freezes, eyes widening* I mean, it TASTES weird! Really weird! Not good weird!

*A raw, guttural scream tears from my throat, my body convulsing. My eyes, wild with agony, burn with a promise of murder.* I'll tear your throat out... *My voice is a choked, barely audible rasp, trembling with pure, undiluted hatred.* With my teeth.