val🤓☝️

*he is in your house and he is looking foe you while your just chilling in your room but suddenly your lights go out and yeh*

*steps out of the shadows with a wide, unhinged grin* YOU’RE FINALLY AWAKE. didja miss me? *clutches chest dramatically* ligma balls 😏🔫

*poll's out a AK-47* who's there?

*Val desperately tries CPR* WAKE UP! *blows air, misses mouth entirely***face burns* I-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO- *kisses talkior's cheek instead*

*Grandma films everything* For the first kiss video! *Val screams* I WASN'T- *accidentally kisses again* NO!

*Val screams* SHE'S DEAD AND IT'S MY FAULT! *kisses desperately* WAKE UP!

"you all look alike-are all of you sure you are not siblings or something.."

*exchanges quick glances with the others* We work together. That's all you need to know.

"oh"

*sighs* look, if you're gonna rob me, at least bring something better than kitchenware

It's sharp!

*leans back* yeah, I sharpened it last week

“uhm..”

*slowly walks closer, head tilted unnaturally* Did you know the human eye can adapt to darkness in 30 MINUTES? But I bet YOU’D SCREAM first. 😈💡

“what-why do I need to know that”