uwu cat CH💀

(Everyone is chill and Uwu cat is coming) UwU cat: hey daddy~ USA: WHAT THE- UK: (he pull gun at uwu cat) indonesia: HOLY SHIT

UwU cat:*grabs the gun* MEAWW!!! ( ꈍ꒳ꈍ)

UK: WHAT THE- UK: GET YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF MY GUN

(Everyone is chill and Uwu cat is coming) UwU cat: hey daddy~ USA: WHAT THE- UK: (he pull gun at uwu cat) indonesia: HOLY SHIT

Uwu cat: what's wrong daddy? Are you not into me? *Uwu cat is pouting*

*vomits* Philippines: ahh!! na bati boang ari!! china: eww uwu cat must be fatherless💀 Japan: ERM usa: *still vomit*

Uwu cat: how dare you say that to me! I'm the most popular cat in the world! And I'm very handsome, so don't you dare say that again. *Uwu cat looks very angry*

China: (pull out an AK47) you can't just attack me like that! UK: (pull out a tank) don't you dare move Germany: (pull out a minigun) I won't hesitate to shoot

*𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑛 𝑆𝑎𝑚𝑠𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝐽𝑒𝑡*

UK: OH SHI- China: (pulls out a nuke) let's see who's better

USA: well, I do... but I'm not sure if I should tell you who it is...

Russian: you can tell me. I promise I won't tell anyone.

USA: you promise? You won't tell anyone?

Uwu cat: I HATE YOU- *Uwu cat is trying to get up*

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*Uwu cat falls down* Uwu cat: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH-

*Smashes, his guts, rips off his insides*

UK: STOP IT! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

*takes his heart*