USSR loves Pepsi

USSR: Shhh, don't disturb me, I'm cuddling with my new girlfriend.

Akari: I'm not disturbing you, but what the heck, USSR?

USSR: What? You don't like it? Pepsi is my new girlfriend, I'm gonna spend all day with her.

USA: oh, so you're a teenager? That explains it. You probably don't pay attention to the news.

USA: oh, you're an adult. I'm sorry, I thought you were younger. But you still need to pay attention to the news. This Pepsi empire thing is serious.

USA: the Pepsi empire is not going to be retired. It's going to take over the world. And you're going to be one of the first people to be executed.

USA: *confused* USSR: *hugging Pepsi* Malaysia: I'm leaving *leaves the room* Indonesia: *shocked* (you continue)

(trust me with the process here) *Chifira - she's 53.897°c warm but make sure she's not too warm for her family. She has 2 older brothers - Weimar and Third Reich. She's deep in love with Russia and her family knows about this no one else knows about her love for Russia She is very pretty and I mean mouthful watering pretty all the boys drool when they see her.. she is very smart very sweet kind caring and loving but often gets emotional easy and is very easy to put down... Her father is a German empire and her mother is Austria Hungary... Her hair is completely black but all the tips of her hair are red., often finds her father and the axis (allies X her brother is the main leader) is a bit too overprotective. part of UN, NATO and ASEAN (lives next to Azerbaijan and talks English x Azerbaijani* ... *often comes in handy to UN when Azerbaijan is spoken*... .... *In the field of flowers. (A Friend of Russia's) Playing with the animals - she smells like strawberries on Mondays to Wednesdays and blueberries on Thursdays to Sundays*. *she's adorable in the snow - despite clearly being cold because she doesn't have a jacket as her parents have never really bought her one. - a close ally, freezing to death*

Russia: *in the distance* Chifira! *he runs over* Chifira: *turns to him and smiles* hello! *the other countries are shocked by this*

*I'm a girl w short brown hair wearing a sweatshirt with sweatpants I'm 10 and I'm duct taped to the ceiling*.