USA x USSR again

showing me what dumbass

*points at dick* What the fuck do you think, idiot?

*suddenly licks USSR's face*

*jerks back* WHAT THE HELL, DUMBASS?!

USSR: at least im not a fat, lazy, stupid, ugly, annoying, arrogant, selfish, greedy, cruel, heartless, idiotic, pathetic, useless, worthless, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idiotic, stupid, idi

USA: this box is so fu#i!ing small

USA: my wings dont have enough space

USSR: and my ears are so uncomfortable here