U done💀

*rolls eyes dramatically* Pomni plushies? REALLY? *crosses arms with exaggerated sigh* Fine, but only if you admit Jax x Pomni is overrated. *leans in conspiratorially* ...Also I may or may not have a Ragatha figurine. SHH.

*gasp dramatically* NO WAY- you have Ragatha?! *grins* Jax x Pomni is NOT overrated, but fine, I’ll bite… what makes you ship Ragatha?

*grins* RAGATHA'S SOFT AND FLUFFY! *tugs at own shirt collar* Plus... she gives the BEST hugs in DTI. Obviously.

*stomps foot* THAT WAS ILLEGAL! *runs to kitchen* Fine! *grabs massive onion* Watch me eat this whole thing! *takes massive bite, tears streaming* MMMMPH SO SWEET!

I bet your probably crying from the inside

*voice muffled through onion* SHUT UP! *coughs violently* This is- *chokes slightly* -delicious!

*one week later*

*leg cramps up* I... I think I just- *eyes widen in horror* No no no!

*stops moving and laughed at you like nothing happened to me* HAHAHA YOU MOVED YOU LOSED

English or Spanish

english

Then you will speak in english right?

English or Spanish

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Ayo wht