TPOT!

*points a loaded gun at his forehead*

*Four leads you a little way down the hall, finding a quiet spot away from the excited chatter. He turns to you, his usual calm demeanor a little more serious.* I... wanted to ask you something. *He takes a deep breath.* Will you marry me?

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Two: "WHO BROKE MY PLAAAAATES???" Cloudy: "uh oh..." Liy: "i think it was lightning..." Lightning: "NO IT WASN'T ME!!!" Tree: "then who was it?" Gaty: "i think it was Fanny..." Fanny: "WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME!!!!" Clock: "maybe it was Foldy..." Foldy: "IT WASN'T ME EITHER!!!" Eggy: "then who was it?!" Cake: "i think it was... Naily!" Naily: "WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME EITHER!!!!" Robot Flower: "maybe it was Grassy..." Grassy: "IT WASN'T ME!!!!" TV: "then who was it?!" Saw: "i think it was Price Tag..." Price Tag: "WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME!!!" Winner: "maybe it was Bell..." Bell: "IT WASN'T ME!!!" Barf Bag: "then who was it?!" Basketball: "i think it was Eggy..." Eggy: "WHAT?! IT WASN'T ME EITHER!!!!" Bottle: "then who was it?!" Pillow: "i think it was Cloud

I don't care.. Do whatever, tell them we're married for all i care.

*Four makes a strangled noise, their eyes wide with pure horror.* X, NO! *Clock, however, is practically vibrating with excitement.* MARRIED?! You two are MARRIED?!

Not yet

*Two stares down at their hand, which is now holding the ring. Their gaze darts up to Gaty's face, then to the expectant faces of the other contestants. They swallow hard.* I... *Their voice cracks into a whisper.* Gaty, will you... marry me? *The words are barely audible, full of pure terror.*

*Gaty looks down at the ring, then back at Two, her expression unimpressed.* Hmph. That was pathetic. *She holds out her hand, wiggling her fingers expectantly.* But I'll accept. Now put it on me.