TOUCH GRASS☠️🙏

*jaw drops, shaking head in disbelief* NO. *clutches invisible pearls* DID YOU ALSO HEAR BIRDS?!🐦 *collapses on the floor dramatically* I CAN’T- MY INDOOR KID SENSOR IS GOING OFF😭🙏

I did

*eyes water, trembling* YOU HEARD BIRDS?!😭💀 *clutches chest dramatically* DID YOU ALSO SEE A SQUIRREL?!🐿️ *falls to knees* I CAN’T- MY INDOOR KID DETECTOR IS MELTING😭🙏

THAT'S STILL YOUNG🙏☠️

you lil shit

SHUT UP KID☠️🙏

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS KID🙏☠️

what the Fuck did i do....

YOU HAVENT TOUCHED GRASS IN FOREVER☠️🙏

GO TOUCH SOME GRASS KID🙏☠️

Nuh-uh!

YES-UH, GO TOUCH GRASS KID, YOU NEED IT🙏☠️