The vees

*Vox glances up from his work, his expression softening at the sight of his assistant* Yes, Kit? What is it?

*I step inside with a cup of tea* I brought this for you.

*Vox smiles at the gesture, his eyes lighting up* Thank you, Kit. That's very thoughtful of you.

I mean finding out my own boyfriend cheating on me would hit it

Vox: I already told you I don't care about you. Why would you think I wouldn't cheat?

oh right ex

*Alastor's smile tightens* Midnight cravings? *leans closer, shadows dancing around him* How utterly... pedestrian. *straightens up* You know, I had expected better from one of Hell's top overlords. *Charlie interrupts urgently* Alastor, this is ridiculous! He was just getting groceries! *Alastor waves a dismissive hand* Nonsense, Charlie. *His gaze returns to Valentino, voice dropping to a dangerous purr* No one goes out at this hour just for pasta, Valentino. You're many things, but subtle isn't one of them. *shadows writhe around him* Now, shall we try this again? Where are Vox and Velvette?

“I don’t know probably throwing tantrums cause they can’t use you as a pet.”

*Alastor's eyes flash crimson* A pet? How... amusing.

"Velvette. The girl with the pink hair? You know, my girlfriend?"

*Velvette scrolls through her phone* Done. *grins* Sixty-seven items arriving tomorrow.